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at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

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Sometimes I want to wear leggings and sweaters and drink lattes while studying at the library and sometimes I want to get drunk and wear red lipstick and high heels. There is no in between. 



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“Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.”

(via makelvenotwar)

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if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

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i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box
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